Apparently today I'm supposed to talk about my flaws. I have a lot of them. Would I list these in a job interview? Heck no. But since we are all best friends here, I'm going to let it all hang out. Get ready.
1. You guys, I overreact. If you could see them, everyone who knows me in real life is vigorously shaking their heads in agreement. My M.O. is to freak the ever living heck out over basically everything. I will cry over spilled milk. I will shout from the rooftops that the world is ending because I can't find my other black sandal. I will occasionally throw a minor temper tantrum when Chipotle forgets the guac on my burrito (though if you ask me, that is JUSTIFIED anger)(and it happened last night). The good news is it only lasts about 5 or 10 minutes before rational Michelle takes over again.
2. I'm sure by now you've heard the word "hanger" referencing hunger/anger. What you probably don't know is that this word was invented for me. I have this thing called hypoglycemia and if I don't eat every few hours I WILL DESTROY YOU AND EVERYTHING AROUND US. It's a legitimate issue for me. Whenever rational Michelle starts to lose her footing, murmurs of "feed the beast! she needs to eat! how long has it been?" start to fly everywhere.
3. An excessive use of "your mom" jokes. Some people think this is a weakness. Some people say "Michelle, you are 24. Get a grip." And to them I say "YOUR MOM NEEDS TO GET A GRIP. BURN!" and then I sit in the corner by myself and giggle for an hour.
STILL WANNA BE FRIENDS!?!?!?