I'm feeling sassy today.
And if I read the word "totes" again (i.e. omg that is totes adorbs!) I will punch a hole in the wall and cut off my ears.
First of all, when I read the word "totes" I immediately imagine MULTIPLE TOTE BAGS. Because that, in essence, is exactly what you're saying! So in my mind I read that sentence omg that is multiple tote bags adorable!' AND THEN I'M JUST CONFUSED.
Don't get me started on "adorbs" or ......*shudder*......."cray cray." That one makes me straight up suicidal. The bimbo-ness oozing out of that word is too much for me to handle.
If you say any of those things on a daily basis, it's ok. I still love you. I've made mistakes too.
Also, this isn't actually directed towards bloggers. It's directed toward the entire world.
More specifically, girls ages 12-35.
Even more specifically, this is the part where I delete a dumb blonde joke because I remember that some of my best friends are blonde. And they are not dumb.
I'm kind of digging myself into a hole here.
But I'm slowly sipping an iced coffee, so the Michelle you all know and love should be back in about thirty minutes.
While we're waiting for Michelle to show up and the pesky grammar gestapo to leave, let's enjoy some Boy Meets World love, shall we? From the comments on yesterday's post, it seems we all
Now I'm weepy again.
How did this post get from grammar rants to mourning the 90s?
I have a problem.
And Cory Matthews is the only cure!
P.S. Please send more iced coffee.