(If you haven't seen this movie, watch it immediately. Here's the trailer to give you an idea. Kind of like The Office, but a movie.)
1. What I do every day:
Except instead of smashing printers (though I've come close!) I'm ripping and shredding things I'm supposed to type.
2. How I feel whenever I'm not at work:
4. This is my boss:
"Ummmm yeah, did you get the memo? You're gonna need to cover that meeting for me so I can walk my dog."
Also, did you finish those TPS reports?
5. "Excuse me...I believe you have my stapler."
Passion for Fashion keeps stealing my 3 hole punch and calling it hers. I feel Milton's pain.
6. The Bobs:
Management brought in consultants. People here are freaking out.
I don't think they'll be talking to me, but if they did, it would go something like this: