If you might remember, a few months ago I wrote a post introducing you my hometown's Facebook news page. It's basically a group of citizens updating each other on crime and the goings-on around town. It's also the very best part of Facebook. Not one person can type in full sentences. No one understands the basic concepts of grammar, punctuation, and spelling. Most of them are just complete idiots. It's so bad, it's glorious.
Because I am a giving person, I collected a sampling of the things that occur in this special realm of the internet. Some are written by the mysterious powers-that-be behind Marion News, and some are from concerned citizens. I hope this makes your Tuesday less painful (or more painful, if bad spelling makes you want to take a knife to your eye).