+ On Wednesday, the law firm I work at bought all the employees pizza and cake. It was the best day ever, the people rejoiced in their cubicles, and I saw people eat pizza in amounts that I didn't know were possible to stomach. There is no sight as beautiful as 100 pizza boxes in the break room. Until 3:00 rolled around and the table was covered with cake, but I digress.
Anyway, I was in the break room getting my pizza but MOSTLY salad because I am the picture of health (she says even though she ate 4 cookies at work yesterday....and the day before), when I turned around and nearly dropped my food. There, standing in front of me, was my best friend's ex boyfriend. That might not sound like a big deal, but it sort of is because I spent a decent amount of time around him, not to mention he spent a lot of time at my parents' house during holidays. My mom and I were more devastated than my friend when she ended things last year, but moving on! For some reason, my initial reaction was to give him a hug even though I don't think I've ever hugged him? I rushed up to him to hug him and then abruptly stopped when I realized I was out of control and also he didn't look as though he would hug me back. We chatted as awkwardly as if he were my ex and not my friend's. Then I looked down at my outfit and cringed because my hunter green pants and semi-coordinating scarf made me look less like a fashion blog and more like the jolly green giant who is three months pregnant with a pizza baby. It was rough. Thankfully we work in different departments. Unthankfully he can see how often I go to the bathroom. Which is often.
+ I just took my glasses off and looked at the Christmas tree, and the lights were all pretty and blurry and I thought ooo, that would make a good picture, and then I grabbed my phone and realized that taking my glasses off will not make my iPhone take different pictures.
+ Yesterday I was informed that there's been a full moon this week, and I feel like that explains a lot of things. Full moons make for good blog weeks.
+ This morning I stood in my closet while holding my cat and said, "Noel, what should I wear today?" I kid you not, she reached out and put her paw on a shirt. I said "Good choice, but it's a little cold for that. Any other suggestions?" and she reached out and put her paw on another shirt. She was probably just trying to claw my clothes, but either way I guess you could say my cat picked out my outfit today. And she did a pretty good job.
+ Target had a massive security breach, and every white girl everywhere cried into her red Starbucks cups.
+ We've had snow on the ground for most of November and December, but now that Christmas is 5 days away, it's in the mid 50s with no snow. I might cry into a red Starbucks cup too. But it's the weekend and I'm going to bake all kinds of Christmas cookies and go see Anchorman 2. It better not disappoint.
You stay classy, San Diego.