1. ATTENTION WORLD. I HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS.
According to Google, I am Scott Avett's wife.
Alissa was googling the Avetts last week and noticed a familiar picture under "Scott and Sarah Avett."
THAT'S ME. ON THE LEFT.
I haven't stopped screaming since Friday afternoon when she sent that to me. And then I googled it myself multiple times to verify.
The only bad part is that's the WORST picture from my wedding (to James, not Scott). The infamous chipmunk picture. Look, I love James and I'm not going anywhere, but it isn't every day the internet thinks you're married to a member of your favorite band.
This would also explain why half my blog traffic is from people googling "Scott & Sarah Avett."
2. The neighbor below us often cracks her door open and lets her cat wander around outside a bit. I was walking across the grass on the way home from the gym last night, when the neighbor's cat came bounding toward me and meowing. I was saying hello and petting it when I looked up to see my precious kitty glaring at me in the way only a cat can from the windowsill of our 3rd floor bedroom. I went inside and had a little chat with Noel. I explained that yes, sometimes I see other cats out in the world, and sometime they vie for my attention. And there have been instances in which I've rubbed their bellies to appease them. But at the end of the day, I always come home to you.
And it was at that moment I realized I've become the Don Draper of the pet owner world.
3. James and I went to see Divergent on Saturday. We LOVED it. I'm now obsessed with thinking about what my fear landscape would look like and what would be in it. So far it's making phone calls, striking up a conversation with a stranger, playing music on my phone at work without pushing in the headphones all the way, and buying feminine products from a male cashier. All during a tornado. I've got the shakes just thinking about it.
That's all I have for you today. Gotta go call Scott to see what he wants for dinner. It's his choice tonight.