However, back in the days of yesteryear (here, here, and here), I posted a series of outfit of the day posts featuring nightmarish childhood outfits of yore. I am happy to say I'm bringing them back. You're thrilled, I know. Last weekend, I happened across a photo album from our family trip to Disneyland in 2000. The pictures are so embarrassing I had to peek at them from behind my hands. Which means that obviously I am going to post one here for the entire world to see. #logic
Do you want to feel better about your awkward years? Just scroll down.
Things to note:
-The Minnie Mouse ears
-The tattoo choker
-The lollipop the size of my face
-The book of Disney character autographs
-Prescription sunglasses hanging around my neck
-See that red strap? And the water bottle by my side? That was a WATER BOTTLE HOLDER. I actually walked around like that all day.
-Unintentionally flipping off the camera...it's like past Michelle knew how future Michelle would feel about this picture.
-The jorts that ate my entire southern hemisphere
-Tarzan (he gave preteen Michelle the nervous sweats)
Not pictured: chunky brown sandals and a black velvet scrunchie. Could you die? I could die.
As you can see, being an 11-year-old Michelle was no easy task.